Science Jokes

16 science dad jokes. You asked for it.

Earth Science Smackdown

Geology rocks but geography's where it's at.

GeographyScienceEducation

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Planetary Customer Service

The rotation of Earth really made my day.

Science

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Glow-In-The-Dark Tabby

I saw a radioactive cat. It's got eighteen halflives.

CatSciencePhysics

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Salt of the Sea

What type of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms? 2Na

ChemistryFishScience

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The Other Einstein

Albert Einstein was a genius. But his brother Frank was a monster.

EinsteinScienceFamily

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Algebra Owes Me

To the mathematicians who thought of the idea of zero... Thanks for nothing!

MathZeroNumbers+1

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The Lab Coat Reframe

The scientist is not a person who gives the right answers, he's one who asks the right questions!

QuestionsCuriosityWisdom+1

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Menu Choices, Reviewed

What do you get when you eat uranium? Atomic ache.

ScienceChemistryFood+1

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Periodic Table of Heroes

Iron Man is so confusing. Sure, he's a dude, but... He might as well be a Fe Male!

ChemistryScience

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Reward For Maybe Cat

Wanted: Schrödinger's cat, dead or alive.

CatPhysicsScience

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Beaker Logic

Not to get technical, but in chemistry, alcohol is a solution.

ChemistryAlcoholScience+1

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Page Turner Of The Year

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

BookReadingScience+1

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Cosmic Pen Pals

Dear Religion, Pics or it didn’t happen... Sincerely, Science

ReligionSciencePhilosophy+1

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Bacon Velocity Problem

Pig without 3.14 is 9.81

PigMathPhysics+2

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Microscopic Liars Inc

Why shouldn't you trust atoms? Because they literally make up everything!

ScienceChemistryPhysics+1

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Lab Coats, Loud Mouths

Scientists have developed artificial vocal cords, and let me tell you, the results speak for themselves.

ScienceScientistsInvention+1

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