Uranium Diet Disaster
What do you get when you eat uranium? Atomic ache.
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What do you get when you eat uranium? Atomic ache.
80% of the brain is fluid. Unfortunately in your case, itβs brake fluid.
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian roulette is safe.
Weigh 200 pounds on Earth? On Mars, you'd be a svelte 76 pounds. You're not fat, you're just on the wrong planet!
THE DINOSAURS BECAME EXTINCT BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE A SPACE PROGRAM