Science Jokes

29 science dad jokes. You asked for it.

Geo-Puns

Geology rocks but geography's where it's at.

Wordplay Geography Science+1

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Day Revolution

The rotation of Earth really made my day.

Wordplay Science Space+1

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Radioactive Feline

I saw a radioactive cat. It's got eighteen halflives.

Science Animals Physics

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Sodium Swim

What type of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms? 2Na

Chemistry Science Wordplay+1

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Fungal Space

How much room should you give a fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible!

Nature Wordplay Science+1

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Einstein's Brother

Albert Einstein was a genius. But his brother Frank was a monster.

Science Wordplay Monsters+2

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Galactic Review

Why haven't aliens visited our solar system? They looked at the reviews and we only have one star.

Wordplay Aliens Space+1

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Scientific Style

What brand of underwear do scientists wear? 'Kelvin Klein' wear.

Wordplay Science Clothing+1

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Possibilities

If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?

Wordplay Science Philosophy+1

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The Right Questions

The scientist is not a person who gives the right answers, he's one who asks the right questions!

Wordplay Science Scientists+1

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Uranium Diet Disaster

What do you get when you eat uranium? Atomic ache.

Science Food Wordplay+2

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Brake Fluid Brain

80% of the brain is fluid. Unfortunately in your case, it’s brake fluid.

Science Health Wordplay+2

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Happiness Experiment

All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.

Satire Money Happiness+2

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Hatching Pythons: The Pi-Sized Difference

FUN FACT! When pythons hatch, the European species measure 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197 cm. Their American cousins are much bigger, with 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197 inches

Science Animals Math+1

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Messing with Vegetarians

If I discovered a new animal, I'd call it a Quorn! Just to mess with vegetarians.

Vegetables Animals Food+1

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Exploring Fish Thirst

Do fish get thirsty?

Science Biology Animals+1

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When 5 Out of 6 Scientists Agree

5 out of 6 scientists say Russian roulette is safe.

Dark Humor Science Exaggeration

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Extrapolation Experts

There are two types of people in this world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

Wordplay Intelligence Science+1

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Missing Cat Mystery

Wanted: Schrödinger's cat, dead or alive.

Science Physics Animals+1

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A Chemical Solution

Not to get technical, but in chemistry, alcohol is a solution.

Science Chemistry Wordplay+1

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Möbius Strip Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side!

Farm Math Wordplay+1

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Weight Loss on Mars

Weigh 200 pounds on Earth? On Mars, you'd be a svelte 76 pounds. You're not fat, you're just on the wrong planet!

Fitness Space Science+1

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Imagination vs. Knowledge

Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited, whereas imagination embraces the entire world.

Imagination Knowledge Philosophy+1

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Anti-Gravity Problems

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

Science Wordplay Books+2

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