Security Jokes

6 security dad jokes. You asked for it.

Password Hostage

Enter an 11-digit prime number to continue.

PasswordMathLogin+1

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Secure As A Screen Door

Easy to remember, my password is the last 16 digits of the number PI.

PasswordPiMath+2

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Whiskers The Fourth

My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.

PasswordCatSecurity

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Memory Like a Sieve

I have all your passwords! OMG THANK YOU! WHAT ARE THEY?

PasswordsMemorySecurity

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Drawer Security Protocol

Think of your passwords like your underwear: never share them, change them regularly, and keep them off your desk.

PasswordsSecurityComputers+1

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Login Denied Tonight

Apparently you cannot use 'beefstew' as a password. It is not STROGANOFF.

PasswordComputerSecurity+2

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