Memory Jokes

13 memory dad jokes. You asked for it.

Negatives and Positives

Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?

Memory

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Familiar Stranger

An amnesiac walks into a bar. "So do I come here often?"

Bar Memory

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Memory Clinic Intake

I went to see the doctor about short-term memory problems. The first thing he did was to make me pay in advance.

Doctor Memory Health

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Selectively Remembered

The best thing about the good old days is that we were neither good nor old.

Nostalgia Memory Aging

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Sleeping Like a Saint

A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.

Memory Sleep

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Baby Photo Evidence

Childhood is like being drunk: everyone remembers what you did, except you.

Childhood Memory Family

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Ask My Knees

Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.

Memory Aging

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Cheers to Whatever

If alcohol damages your short-term memory… Short-term memory. Just imagine what alcohol can do.

Alcohol Memory Drinking+1

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Selective Memory Loss

I'll never forget the first time we met… But I'll keep trying!

Memory Romance Anniversary+1

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Memory Real Estate

You'd think the brain area that remembered phone numbers would now handle passwords! But… nope!

Memory Password Brain

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The Kitchen Mystery

Why did I walk into the kitchen again? Oh right, I need to forget. I need to forget seven times to remember once!

Memory Kitchen Aging+1

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Memory Like a Sieve

I have all your passwords! OMG THANK YOU! WHAT ARE THEY?

Password Memory Security

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Geographic Difficulties

I never lose my car in the parking lot. It's just temporarily misplaced!

Car Keys Memory

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