Memory Jokes

14 memory dad jokes. You asked for it.

Negatives And Positives

Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?

Memory Brain Time

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Familiar Stranger

An amnesiac walks into a bar. "So do I come here often?"

Bar Memory Drinking

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Office Visit, Cash Up Front

I went to see the doctor about short-term memory problems. The first thing he did was to make me pay in advance.

Doctor Memory Money

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Selectively Remembered

The best thing about good old days is that we were neither good nor old.

Nostalgia Memory Aging+2

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Sleeping Like A Saint

A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.

Memory Wisdom Aging

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Bright Side Only

Alzheimer's can't be that bad, you get to meet new people every day.

Optimism Memory Aging

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Witness For The Prosecution

Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.

Childhood Memory Drinking+2

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Ask My Knees

Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.

Memory Aging Life+1

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Pre Beard Era

"How old was I in 2007?", "Ah. 2007. I was young and full of dreams, not quite fossilized yet!"

Aging Memory Dreams+2

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Cheers To Whatever

If alcohol damages your short term memory... Short term memory. Just imagine what alcohol can do.

Alcohol Memory Drinking+2

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Selective Memory Loss

I'll never forget the first time we met... But I'll keep trying!!!

Memory Romance Relationship

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Memory Real Estate

You'd think the brain area that remembered phone numbers would now handle passwords! But... nope!

Memory Passwords Brain+2

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The Kitchen Mystery

Why did I walk into the kitchen again? Oh right, I need to forget. I need to forget seven times to remember once!

Memory Kitchen Aging+1

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Memory Like a Sieve

I have all your passwords! OMG THANK YOU! WHAT ARE THEY?

Passwords Memory Security

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