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Silence Jokes

4 silence dad jokes. You asked for it.

Filter Sold Separately

Filter Sold Separately

Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.

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Filter Installed Late

Filter Installed Late

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then... don't say it!

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Miranda For The Group Chat

Miranda For The Group Chat

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

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Lincoln Probably Said It

Lincoln Probably Said It

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

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