Self Jokes

8 self dad jokes. You asked for it.

Consulting The Specialist

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

TalkingSelfAdvice

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Bulletproof By Default

If what you don’t know can’t hurt you... I AM... INVULNERABLE.

KnowledgePhilosophySelf

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Filter Installed Late

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then... don't say it!

WisdomSilenceSelf+1

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Two-Person Comedy Act

My wife and I share a sense of humor. We have to. She doesn't have one.

WifeMarriageHumor+2

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Inspirational Reflection Reveal

If you're searching for that one person who will change your life, just look in the mirror.

MirrorSelfMotivation+1

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Hardcover Edition

My past defines my present... Not my future! I am the author of my life!

SelfFuturePast+2

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Reading Is Optional

Describe yourself with one word... bad at following very simple instructions.

RulesSelf

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Letter Never Mailed

Dear Self, just give me time... I'm going to make you proud!

SelfTimeAmbition+2

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