Skydiving Jokes

4 skydiving dad jokes. You asked for it.

Risk Management Lecture

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need one only if you go skydiving twice.

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Hobbies Without a Retry

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

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Optimist at Altitude

If your parachute won't open, it's okay. You have the rest of your life to fix it.

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Jump Day Debrief

What's the hardest thing about skydiving? The ground.

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