Skydiving Jokes

4 skydiving dad jokes. You asked for it.

Risk Management Lecture

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need one only if you go skydiving twice.

SkydivingParachuteLogic

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One-Take Hobbies

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

SkydivingSuccessFailure

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Optimist At Altitude

If your parachute won't open. It's okay. You have the rest of your life to fix it.

ParachuteSkydivingOptimism+2

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Gravity Stays Undefeated

What's the hardest thing about skydiving? The ground.

SkydivingGravity

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