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Chemistry Jokes

5 chemistry dad jokes. You asked for it.

Salt of the Sea

Salt of the Sea

What type of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms? 2Na

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Menu Choices, Reviewed

Menu Choices, Reviewed

What do you get when you eat uranium? Atomic ache.

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Periodic Table of Heroes

Periodic Table of Heroes

Iron Man is so confusing. Sure, he's a dude, but... He might as well be a Fe Male!

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Beaker Logic

Beaker Logic

Not to get technical, but in chemistry, alcohol is a solution.

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Microscopic Liars Inc

Microscopic Liars Inc

Why shouldn't you trust atoms? Because they literally make up everything!

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