Theft Jokes

3 theft dad jokes. You asked for it.

Encyclopedia Excuse

A friend was arrested for stealing a copy of an encyclopedia. He said "I can explain everything!"

WordplayCrimeTheft+1

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Tireless Pursuit

Did you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars? The cops are tirelessly trying to catch him.

WordplayCrimeCars+2

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Idea Sharing

To steal ideas from one is plagiarism. To steal ideas from many is research.

IntellectualTheft

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