Crime Jokes

3 crime dad jokes. You asked for it.

Bail For The Bookworm

A friend was arrested for stealing a copy of an encyclopedia. He said "I can explain everything!"

CrimeBooksFriend

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A Real Spin Operation

Did you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars? The cops are tirelessly trying to catch him.

PoliceCopCrime

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Dressed for the Lineup

Caught by fashion police for his criminal ties!

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