Crime Jokes

15 crime dad jokes. You asked for it.

Tongue Twisted

The world champion tongue twister got arrested. I heard they’ll give him a tough sentence.

Wordplay Language Crime

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Frog's Fate

What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away!

Animals Wordplay Crime+1

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Mime Rights

If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Crime Irony

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Encyclopedia Excuse

A friend was arrested for stealing a copy of an encyclopedia. He said "I can explain everything!"

Wordplay Crime Theft+1

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Tireless Pursuit

Did you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars? The cops are tirelessly trying to catch him.

Wordplay Crime Cars+2

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Self Photography

If prisoners could take their own mugshots… they'd be called cellfies.

Wordplay Crime Photography

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Stomach Arrest

What did the police say to his hungry stomach? Freeze! You're under a vest!

Crime Wordplay Satire+1

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Wardrobe Malfunction

Caught by fashion police for his criminal ties!

Wordplay Clothing Crime

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Bedside Duty

Why couldn't the cop get out of bed? He was an undercover cop.

Wordplay Crime Sleep+1

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Old Age Advantage

Don't mess with old people. Life sentences don't scare them anymore...

Wordplay Age Crime+1

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The Ultimate Heist

Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone.

Crime Money Society

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Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

Sarcasm Crime Misunderstanding+1

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The Lawyer's Pricing

Are you a lawyer? Yes! How much do you charge? 100$ 4 questions. Isn't that awfully expensive? Yes! What is your fourth question?

Crime Wordplay Question+1

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Neighborhood Watch

Nothing brings neighbors together quite like cop cars parked outside a different neighbor's house.

Neighbors Crime Suspense

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Looking for Money

A burglar broke into my house looking for money. I got up and started looking with him.

Wordplay Crime Dark Humor

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