Cars Jokes

15 cars dad jokes. You asked for it.

Frog's Fate

What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away!

AnimalsWordplayCrime+1

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Bump Overcoming

I have a fear of speed bumps… But, I'm slowly getting over it.

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Tireless Pursuit

Did you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars? The cops are tirelessly trying to catch him.

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Driving Barber

Why do barbers make good drivers? They know a lot of short cuts.

CarsWorkWordplay

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The Work Cycle

I work to buy a car to go to work.

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The Funniest Motorcycle

What do you call a laughing motorcycle? Yamahahaha!!!

WordplayCars

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License Logic

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

WordplayDrinksCars

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Sleep Tight, Drive Right

Regular naps prevent old age. Especially if you take them while driving.

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Convertible Happiness

Money can't buy happiness, but it can definitely help you hunt for it faster... in a shiny new convertible!

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Six-Word Obituary

Marge called the newspaper for an obituary. Marge: Print this: Bernie is dead. Clerk: For 25$, you can use six words. Marge: OK. Print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale.

NewspaperWordplayCars+1

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Paving the way for laughs

A guy walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm. I'll have a pint, and one for the road!

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Transformers Insurance Dilemma

Do Transformers need car insurance or life insurance?

TechnologyWordplayCars

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Family Car Problems

I found a car that could fit a whole family without any problems. The problem is... my family has plenty.

WordplayCarsTravel

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Spaghetti Car

My wife said I was nuts for building a car out of spaghetti... But you should've seen her face when I drove pasta!

CarsWordplayCreativity

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Temporarily Misplaced

I never lose my car in the parking lot. It’s just temporarily misplaced!

CarsFrustrationWordplay

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