Travel Jokes

14 travel dad jokes. You asked for it.

Santa's Economy

How much Santa paid for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house.

Travel Christmas Wordplay+1

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Tropical Sunglasses

What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation!

Food Travel Absurd

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Survival Question

A place crashed in the jungle and every single person died. Who survived? Married couples.

Wordplay Dark Humor Travel+2

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Fool's Day

Today is April's Fool Day. Believe nothing and trust no one… just like another day.

Sarcasm Trust Travel+1

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Bridge Logic

If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you'd be insane.

Travel Absurd Dark Humor

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The Snail Trail Trekker

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

Wordplay Travel Snails+1

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The Finn-tastic Vacation

Where do sharks go in summer vacation? Finland!

Wordplay Animals Travel+2

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Valentine's Day No-No

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day???? Cauliflowers!

Wordplay Nature Travel+1

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The ABCs of Elves

What do elves learn in school? The ELF-ABET!

Wordplay Fantasy School+2

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Crash Landing Concerns

If I survived a plane crash in the wilderness, my main worry would be my airport parking bill.

Survival Transportation Mental Health+2

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The Programmer's Festive Mix-Up

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec

Technology Travel Math+1

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Weekend Upgrade

Upgrade your weekend, take Monday off...

Weekend Relaxation Travel+2

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Family Car Problems

I found a car that could fit a whole family without any problems. The problem is... my family has plenty.

Wordplay Cars Travel

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Hawaiian Laughter

Can you laugh loud in Hawaii, or is it only a-low-ha?

Wordplay Travel

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