Travel Jokes

7 travel dad jokes. You asked for it.

Migratory Common Sense

Why do birds fly South for the Winter? It's faster than walking.

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Cancel The Uber

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

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Big Teeth Travel Light

Where do sharks go in summer vacation? Finland!

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Vacation Photo Material

Why does the Tower of Pisa lean? It got italicized!

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Down Under Paperwork

When I was applying for Australian citizenship... The officer asked: 'Do you have a criminal record?' Is it still required?

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German Geography Lesson

What's the coldest city in Germany? Brr-lin.

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Magnetic Mistake

My life was great until I visited the North Pole. From there it all went south.

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