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Water Jokes

5 water dad jokes. You asked for it.

Underwater Spice Trouble

Underwater Spice Trouble

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

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Kettle Eulogy

Kettle Eulogy

R.I.P. boiled water, you will be mist.

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Catch of the Day

Catch of the Day

What kind of fish can't swim? A dead one.

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Geography With Attitude

Geography With Attitude

Which ocean is the most clearly defined? The Specific Ocean.

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