Death Jokes

4 death dad jokes. You asked for it.

Kettle Eulogy

R.I.P. boiled water, you will be mist.

WaterDeath

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Bad Idea, Pillow Edition

Huge mistake challenging Death to a pillow fight. I was not prepared for the reaper cushions.

DeathFightMortality

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Calendar Has Other Ideas

I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She said: "Great, I booked it for Thursday."

WifeMarriageDeath

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Stonecutter Had One Job

What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.

TypoDeath

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