Death Jokes

7 death dad jokes. You asked for it.

Vaporized Water

R.I.P. boiled water, you will be mist.

WordplayDeathWater

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Skydiving Logic

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need one only if you go skydiving twice.

SkydivingAdventureIrony+1

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Extinct Strategy

Why can't dinosaurs play chess? Cuz… they're all dead?

DinosaursPlayDeath+1

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Chicken Fare

I asked the waiter how they prepared their Chicken. "Nothing special," he explained. "We just tell them they're going to die."

RestaurantFarmDeath+1

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Feathery Fight

Huge mistake challenging Death to a pillow fight. I was not prepared for the reaper cushions.

WordplayDeathFight

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Financial Planning: A Short-Term View

I have all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4:00 p.m. today

Dark HumorMoneyDeath+1

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Unspoken Needs

I have a parrot and it talks. But it didn't say it was hungry, so it died.

DeathAnimalsCommunication+1

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