Chicken Fare
I asked the waiter how they prepared their Chicken. "Nothing special," he explained. "We just tell them they're going to die."
RestaurantFarmDeath+1
3 death dad jokes. You asked for it.
I asked the waiter how they prepared their Chicken. "Nothing special," he explained. "We just tell them they're going to die."
I have all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4:00 p.m. today
I have a parrot and it talks. But it didn't say it was hungry, so it died.