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Grammar Is a Contact Sport

Grammar Is a Contact Sport

I hate it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid.

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Vocabulary Lesson Received

Vocabulary Lesson Received

A huge thanks to the guy that just explained the word 'plethora' to me… It means a lot!

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Mouthful of Syllables

Mouthful of Syllables

A word starting with 'S' and ending with 'T'? As a sesquipedalianist, my chosen word won't be 'short'…

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Spelled Like That on Purpose

Spelled Like That on Purpose

English is weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

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Symmetrical Panic

Symmetrical Panic

Aibohphobia is the irrational fear of palindromes.

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Linguistics, Roughly

Linguistics, Roughly

I just found out that 'nothing' is a palindrome… Backwards it's 'gnihton,' which also means nothing.

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A Sentence in Reverse

A Sentence in Reverse

Is it weird how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how weird it is?

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Page of Shame

Page of Shame

I just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disingenuous, disgraceful, disgusting, and… dishonest.

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