Words Jokes

11 words dad jokes. You asked for it.

Patent Pending On That One

I invented a new word: Plagiarism!

WordsInventionIdeas+1

🙄0😂0

Reverse Engineering Stanzas

A backward poet writes inverse.

WritingWordsWork

🙄0😂0

Big Words, Big Lizard

What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A thesaurus!

DinosaurVocabularyWords+1

🙄0😂0

Breakfast With Roget

What do Thesaurus have for breakfast? Synonym rolls!

BreakfastWordsFood

🙄0😂0

Mouthful Of Syllables

A word starting with 'S' and ending with 'T'? As a sesquipedalianist, my chosen word won't be 'short'…

VocabularyWordsLanguage+1

🙄0😂0

Spelled Like That on Purpose

English is weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

EnglishLanguageGrammar+2

🙄0😂0

Symmetrical Panic

Aibohphobia is the irrational fear of palindromes.

PhobiaWordsLanguage+1

🙄0😂0

Linguistics, Roughly

I just found out that 'nothing' is a palindrome… Backwards it's 'gnithon,' which also means nothing.

LanguageWordsGrammar

🙄0😂0

Public Service Grammar

For those struggling to learn English... Remember: Don't = Do Not, Won't = Wo Not. You're welcome.

EnglishGrammarLanguage+1

🙄0😂0

Recursive Family Meeting

Is it weird how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how weird it is?

BackwardsLanguageWords

🙄0😂0

Page Of Shame

I just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disingenuous, disgraceful, disgusting, and... dishonest.

WordsVocabularyLanguage

🙄0😂0