Language Jokes

13 language dad jokes. You asked for it.

Patent Pending On That One

I invented a new word: Plagiarism!

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Big Words, Big Lizard

What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A thesaurus!

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Logical Conclusion Reached

A bus station is where bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation…

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Mouthful Of Syllables

A word starting with 'S' and ending with 'T'? As a sesquipedalianist, my chosen word won't be 'short'…

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Keyboard Warrior, Dad Edition

Why did the Dad become a programmer? Because he wanted to C more!

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Spelled Like That on Purpose

English is weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

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Symmetrical Panic

Aibohphobia is the irrational fear of palindromes.

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Linguistics, Roughly

I just found out that 'nothing' is a palindrome… Backwards it's 'gnithon,' which also means nothing.

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Hold My Coffee

First thing I do when I get on a Linux computer is to remove the French language pack with [ sudo rm -fr ./* ]

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Public Service Grammar

For those struggling to learn English... Remember: Don't = Do Not, Won't = Wo Not. You're welcome.

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Recursive Family Meeting

Is it weird how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how weird it is?

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Math Lost In Translation

I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81. He said no.

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Page Of Shame

I just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disingenuous, disgraceful, disgusting, and... dishonest.

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