Breakfast Jokes

5 breakfast dad jokes. You asked for it.

Breakfast Plate Economics

Ham & Eggs, a day's work for a chicken and a lifetime commitment for a pig.

Breakfast Chicken Pig+2

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Breakfast With Roget

What do Thesaurus have for breakfast? Synonym rolls!

Breakfast Words Food

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Eulogy at the Diner

He died last Fryday. Don't worry, he wasn't beaten and went over easy. Now he's sunny side up and in a much better plate. He will be missed, an eggceptional friend.

Breakfast Friend Goodbye

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Diner Logic Hours

"Black coffee. No cream, please.", "Sir, we ran out of cream. Can I make it with no milk instead?"

Coffee Logic Breakfast

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Stack Em High Reverently

If my body is a temple, then... eating pancakes is a form of prayer.

Food Breakfast

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