Breakfast Jokes

6 breakfast dad jokes. You asked for it.

Breakfast Plate Economics

Ham & Eggs, a day's work for a chicken and a lifetime commitment for a pig.

BreakfastChickenPig+1

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Breakfast With Roget

What does a Thesaurus have for breakfast? Synonym rolls!

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Eulogy at the Diner

He died last Fryday. Don't worry, he wasn't beaten and went over easy. Now he's sunny side up and in a much better plate. He will be missed, an eggceptional friend.

EggBreakfastFriend

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Pancake Liturgy

If my body is a temple, then… eating pancakes is a form of prayer.

Breakfast

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Brewed Just Right

Why are men like coffee? The finest ones are rich, hot, and keep you awake all night.

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Breakfast Has Opinions

Wow, it's hot in here! AHH! A talking sausage!

BreakfastKitchen

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