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Spelling Jokes

11 spelling dad jokes. You asked for it.

Missing One Letter

Missing One Letter

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know U.

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Aquatic Vowel Shortage

Aquatic Vowel Shortage

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A FSH!

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Parrot Outclassed

Parrot Outclassed

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? It's the spelling bee.

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Grammar Is a Contact Sport

Grammar Is a Contact Sport

I hate it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid.

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Mirror Image Diet

Mirror Image Diet

Stressed is just desserts spelled backwards.

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Spelled Like That on Purpose

Spelled Like That on Purpose

English is weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

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Spell It Out

Spell It Out

Nothing starts with an N and ends with a G. Change my mind.

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Dictionary Pep Talk

Dictionary Pep Talk

Nothing is impossible. The word itself says 'I'm possible.'

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Disappearing Number Trick

Disappearing Number Trick

How to make the number one vanish? Just add a 'G' and it's gone!

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Stonecutter Had One Job

Stonecutter Had One Job

What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.

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