
THE TRUTH ABOUT PHONES
If your partner asks, 'Do you love your phone more than you love me?' Lie!

If your partner asks, 'Do you love your phone more than you love me?' Lie!
How is arguing with a woman like reading a software license agreement? In the end you ignore it all and click 'I agree'.
I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you are wrong.
No man has ever won a game of "Notice anything different about me?"
When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime... I meant with me.
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
I love you just the way you are, but I do have a few suggestions.