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Bedside Manner Needs Work

By Dad, Dinner Table Reporter

Bedside Manner Needs Work. You're in excellent health. You'll live to be 90. But, Doctor, I am 90! That's it then…

Bedside Manner Needs Work

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You're in excellent health. You'll live to be 90. But, Doctor, I am 90! That's it then…

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