DOCTOR'S PROGNOSISYou're in excellent health. You'll live to be 90. But, Doctor, I am 90! That's it then...HealthAgeWordplayπ0eye rollsπ0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:π SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Wrinkles in TimeTime may be a great healer but itβs also a lousy beautician.WordplayTimeAppearance+2π0π0
Invisible ConcernDoctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.HealthWordplayWorkπ0π0
Cured BaconSmoking will kill you... Bacon will kill youβ¦ Butβ¦ Smoking bacon will cure you!FoodSmokingIrony+2π0π0
Mind ChangeI wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.HealthBrainWordplay+1π0π0
Peeling BananaThe banana went to see the doctor because she was not peeling well.FruitHealthWordplay+1π0π0
Fit and Far AwayAt 61, Grandma started walking five miles a day to stay fit. Now she is 97! And we have no clue where she is...WordplayFitnessAgeπ0π0
