Vol. I, No. 11

Forecast Scattered in-laws, light groaning

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

Amber Diet Plan. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

Amber Diet Plan

The scale and the bottle disagree.

The answer

I've lost three days already.

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