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Balanced Delights

Balanced Delights

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

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Good Health

Good Health

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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Remembering to Forget with Alcohol

Remembering to Forget with Alcohol

If alcohol damages your short term memory... Short term memory. Just imagine what alcohol can do.

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A Unique Approach to Fitness

A Unique Approach to Fitness

We moved the treadmill outside. Now I can work on my cardio and my cancer at the same time!

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Liver Donation Plan

Liver Donation Plan

I plan to donate my liver to an alcoholic so I’ll know it’s a match.

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See-Food Diet

See-Food Diet

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

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