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Vol. I, No. 34

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I always feel relieved when my doctor says something is normal for my age.

By Dad, Head of Bad Puns

The Fine Print. I always feel relieved when my doctor says something is normal for my age. But then I remember that someday dying will also be normal for my age.

The Fine Print

The doctor says everything is normal.

The answer

But then I remember that someday dying will also be normal for my age.

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