Vol. I, No. 38

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Heard about the statistician who drowned in a river?

Statistician Goes Swimming. Heard about the statistician who drowned in a river? It was only three feet deep on average.

Statistician Goes Swimming

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The answer

It was only three feet deep on average.

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