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Nostalgia Misunderstanding

Nostalgia Misunderstanding

The best thing about good old days is that we were neither good nor old.

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Errand Escapade

Errand Escapade

I'm at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out...

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Daily New Faces

Daily New Faces

Alzheimer's can't be that bad, you get to meet new people every day.

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The Power of Worry

The Power of Worry

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

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Repair or Bury?

Repair or Bury?

What's the difference between a mechanic and a doctor? A mechanic repairs his mistakes, while a doctor buries his.

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Pill Paradox

Pill Paradox

I went to the doctor, and he said I'd need to take a pill every day for the rest of my life. But he only gave me 4 pills???

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