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The Fine Print

THE FINE PRINT

I always feel relieved when my doctor says something is normal for my age. But then I remember that someday dying will also be normal for my age.

Dad's Take

Get the bloodwork done before the symptom shows up. Future-you is begging present-you to stop Googling and just book the appointment.

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