NUMBERS LIE WET

Heard about the statistician who drowned in a river? It was only three feet deep on average.

Dad's Take

Never trust the surface of a calm Sunday afternoon. If she says 'we're good,' wade in carefully and check the depth before you go bringing up the credit card statement.

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