Vol. I, No. 84

Forecast A stampede of puns, mild eye-rolling

Back issueAnimal Wednesday

To start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas, a grizzly, and a polar.

Zoning Permit Pending. To start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas, a grizzly, and a polar. It's the bear minimum.

Zoning Permit Pending

The bear minimum is three bears.

The answer

It's the bear minimum.

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