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Zoning Permit Pending

Zoning Permit Pending. To start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas, a grizzly, and a polar. It’s the bear minimum.
The bear minimum is three bears.

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To start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas, a grizzly, and a polar. It’s the bear minimum.

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