ZONING PERMIT PENDING

To start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas, a grizzly, and a polar. It's the bear minimum.

Dad's Take

Start with what you've got and figure out the rest as you go. Half the businesses on your feed launched out of a closet that already smelled like running shoes.

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