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Vol. I, No. 85

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Every night I'm like 'I have exactly 5 hours, 37 minutes, 19 seconds…

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Bedtime Calculus. Every night I'm like 'I have exactly 5 hours, 37 minutes, 19 seconds… If I fall asleep in 2 minutes.'

Bedtime Calculus

The bedside clock is counting seriously.

The answer

If I fall asleep in 2 minutes.'

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