BEDTIME CALCULUS

Every night I'm like 'I have exactly 5 hours, 37 minutes, 19 seconds... If I fall asleep in 2 minutes'

Dad's Take

The math you do at 1 a.m. is never the math you wake up to. Stop bargaining with the ceiling and just close your eyes.

SHARE THIS GROAN:

MORE JOKES LIKE THIS

What do you call a mountain where people never sleep? Mt Neverest!

🙄0😂0

Insomnia is great... only three more sleeps until Christmas. And it is still September!

🙄0😂0

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 p.m. I couldn’t wait to grow up so I could go to bed whenever I wanted. Well... That’s still 9 p.m.

🙄0😂0

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

🙄0😂0

My Math teacher called me average. How mean!

🙄0😂0

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exams, I'd have $6.30 now.

🙄0😂0

BROWSE THESE CATEGORIES