Vol. I, No. 110

Forecast Heavy puns, clearing by lunch

Back issuePun Monday

A plane crashed in the jungle and every single person died. Who survived?

Lone Wolf Loses Again. A plane crashed in the jungle and every single person died. Who survived? Married couples.

Lone Wolf Loses Again

Two couples, matching rings, remarkably calm.

The answer

Married couples.

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