Vol. I, No. 113

Forecast Nostalgia, with a chance of cassette tape

Back issueWildcard

There are two types of people in this world: 1.

A List Cut Short. There are two types of people in this world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

A List Cut Short

The list stopped halfway. Naturally.

The answer

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

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