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Lone Wolf Loses Again

LONE WOLF LOSES AGAIN

A place crashed in the jungle and every single person died. Who survived? Married couples.

Dad's Take

Out in the wild the partnerships outlast the loners every time. I watched a buddy try to start a business solo because he didn't trust anyone, and he closed up shop in eighteen months. Find one person you can argue with and still eat dinner with — keep them close.

Marriage Relationships

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