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You Get The Idea

YOU GET THE IDEA

There are two types of people in this world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

Dad's Take

You'll never get the full picture before you have to act. Decide with what you've got, and reserve the right to course-correct without making a speech about it.

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