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Why have we, aliens, not visited your solar system yet? We looked at your reviews... Alas, only one star!

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If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?

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A word starting with 'S' and ending with 'T'? As a sesquipedalianist, my chosen word won't be 'short'…

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Brake Fluid Brain

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80% of the brain is fluid. Unfortunately in your case, it’s brake fluid.

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