ANIMAL KINGDOM REVIEW

It doesn't bother me when people won't talk to me, when a dog won't let me pet it, that really stings.

Dad's Take

People will let you down sometimes, and that's fine — they're complicated. Just don't put your dignity in the hands of anything that grooms itself in public.

Animals Pets

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