Vol. I, No. 145

Forecast Heavy puns, clearing by lunch

Back issuePun Monday

Selectively Remembered

Selectively Remembered. The best thing about the good old days is that we were neither good nor old.

Selectively Remembered

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The best thing about the good old days is that we were neither good nor old.

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