Vol. I, No. 150

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Why did I walk into the kitchen again?

The Kitchen Mystery. Why did I walk into the kitchen again? Oh right, I need to forget. I need to forget seven times to remember once!

The Kitchen Mystery

Dad is standing in the kitchen, puzzled.

The answer

Oh right, I need to forget. I need to forget seven times to remember once!

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