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Aged to Perfection

Aged to Perfection

"How old was I in 2007?", "Ah. 2007. I was young and full of dreams, not quite fossilized yet!"

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Normal for My Age

Normal for My Age

I always feel relieved when my doctor says something is normal for my age. But then I remember that someday dying will also be normal for my age.

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Bar Amnesia

Bar Amnesia

An amnesiac walks into a bar. "So do I come here often?"

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Aged Wisdom

Aged Wisdom

Fight me if you wish but know that I am old for a reason.

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Knowledge Debate

Knowledge Debate

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

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