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Selectively Remembered

SELECTIVELY REMEMBERED

The best thing about good old days is that we were neither good nor old.

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Nostalgia is the lie we tell ourselves to forgive a bad decade. The boots I miss had holes; the diploma in the garage took night classes I can barely remember. Work with what's in front of you β€” that's the only era you can actually fix.

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