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The Kitchen Mystery

THE KITCHEN MYSTERY

Why did I walk into the kitchen again? Oh right, I need to forget. I need to forget seven times to remember once!

Dad's Take

If you forget why you walked in, sit down a minute. The reason usually wanders back once you stop chasing it.

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