Vol. I, No. 168

Forecast A stampede of puns, mild eye-rolling

Back issueAnimal Wednesday

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

Backstroke Champion. Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry!

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The squirrel floats on its back. Dry.

The answer

To keep their nuts dry!

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