Vol. I, No. 172

Forecast Scattered in-laws, light groaning

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Why did the ghost go to rehab?

Spirits in Recovery. Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos.

Spirits in Recovery

One ghost puts down the bottle.

The answer

He was addicted to boos.

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