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Back issueWednesday, June 17, 2026Animal Wednesday

Backstroke Champion

Backstroke Champion. Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry!
The squirrel floats on its back. Dry.

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Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry!

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