BACKSTROKE CHAMPION

Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry!

Dad's Take

Protect what feeds you — your skills, your reputation, your savings. Critters figured this out without a single seminar, and they're doing just fine in the trees. Take notes.

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