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Spirits in Recovery

SPIRITS IN RECOVERY

Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos.

Dad's Take

Your wife notices the third drink before you set down the second. That isn't paranoia, that's the same radar that knew about your mother before you did.

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