Vol. I, No. 217

Forecast A stampede of puns, mild eye-rolling

Back issueAnimal Wednesday

I taught a wolf to meditate.

Apex Predator, Inner Peace. I taught a wolf to meditate. Now he's aware wolf.

Apex Predator, Inner Peace

The wolf is sitting very still.

The answer

Now he's aware wolf.

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