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Vol. I, No. 218

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The Family Discount

By Dad, Chief Pun Correspondent

The Family Discount. If I had a dollar for every woman who called me handsome… I'd have 1 dollar. Thanks, Grandma!

The Family Discount

Grandma has always found him handsome.

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If I had a dollar for every woman who called me handsome… I'd have 1 dollar. Thanks, Grandma!

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