APEX PREDATOR, INNER PEACE

I taught a wolf to meditate. Now he's aware wolf.

Dad's Take

Meditation isn't a luxury bath product no matter what the influencer with the candle says. Five minutes on the back porch, eyes closed, and the dog won't even notice.

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