THE FAMILY DISCOUNT

If I had a dollar for every woman who called me handsome... I'd have 1 dollar. Thanks, Grandma!

Dad's Take

Grandma compliments don't pay the mortgage, but they're the only review that never goes stale. Take the praise where it comes; the market won't return your calls.

Family Money

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