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Vol. I, No. 226

Forecast Cheesy in the morning, corny by dinner

Back issueFood Friday

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day.

By Dad, Senior Groan Editor

Ancient Wisdom Updated. Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Ancient Wisdom Updated

Zero fish caught. Everyone is relaxed.

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Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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