Vol. I, No. 222

Forecast Heavy puns, clearing by lunch

Back issuePun Monday

I can't believe viruses and bacteria just sneak in my body without asking.

Trespassers Inbound. I can't believe viruses and bacteria just sneak in my body without asking. That makes me sick!

Trespassers Inbound

The viruses did not knock first.

The answer

That makes me sick!

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