Vol. I, No. 228

Forecast Scattered in-laws, light groaning

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The sun is going to go out in 4 billion years.

Cosmic Doomsday Drill. The sun is going to go out in 4 billion years. And you sit there… acting like everything is fine!

Cosmic Doomsday Drill

The sun is fine. For now.

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And you sit there… acting like everything is fine!

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